i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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