What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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