we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I pour the whiskey from now on
The Olympian is in my bed
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
