Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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