I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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