The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
