I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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