Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
