I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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