I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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