Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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