Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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