He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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