If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
