i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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