yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.