how can u be prego again
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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