At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Apparently you make a good broom.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us