I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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