Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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