hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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