But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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