"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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