i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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