no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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