oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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