I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm sobbing to NWA
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