Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was confusing and full of hummus
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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