Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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