He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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