you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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