I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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