quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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