i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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