If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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