My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
