I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
