Apparently you make a good broom.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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