R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
