that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I understand Curling. That high.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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