Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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