Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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