How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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