Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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