battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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