you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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