She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
