I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
honey bunches of taint.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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