They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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