Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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