What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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