Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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