Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
