Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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