Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He kissed a someone with a penis
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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