dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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